!Avast, ye scurvy scaverous seadogs!

smariedrew:

no matter how many times i go to ikea i always end up lost

smariedrew Go to the custom people and report yourself as “lost”. Your parents might find you meanwhile they might give you a lolly pop to keep you from crying :P

selena gomez: a summary 

Justin Bieber - Be Alright (Acoustic Version)
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crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

I think it's funny how all the beliebers freak out over shit they hear over the Internet, and especially believing TMZ. Their straight up a dumbass if they believe anything TMZ says. Cause all they do Is talk mad shit and hate on celebs. So if you beliebers really think you know Justin's life, get the fuck over yourself. This is why you stupid asses create drama. Cause you guys believe everything you see and spread it the fuck around. STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING! YOU NO NOTHING!! TBFH! :)

smg-news:

September 30: (More) Selena attending the CR Fashion Book Issue N°5 : Launch Party in Paris, France. 

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

*CCTV footage of Selena suddenly leaving Justin alone in the room and rushing into the bathroom slamming the door loudly*

Media and Fans:
-Justin and Selena broke up.
- He’s got diarrhoea after overeating organic chicken in Selena’s memory.
-Justin is heartbroken thus he is drinking and making out with his sofa.
-Justin has moved on from sofa and is now dating some new girl
-Oh and did you know that his girl is pregnant and is ready to pop out babies one after another?

Reality:-
*selena comes back*
Selena: Justin I think I have got constipation.

Almost four days without internet!!!! OMG! I dun think I have ever been so happy to study. I wouldn’t have been able to get through those four days if I didn’t have studies keep my mind off Tumblr.

I don’t understand why do they show in movies that Aliens have super IQ levels and are technologically advance than us?! Like have you met them? For all we know they could be the laziest creatures ever living in Stone Age.